According to a 2014 study, 1 in 10 Americans think HTML is a sexually-transmitted disease.
The Prince Charles Cinema in London has volunteer "ninjas" that hush obnoxious moviegoers.
There's a children's book titled "Where Willy Went" detailing the adventures of a sperm.
In 2005, a man named Ronald MacDonald robbed Wendy's.
In 2006, a woman farted on a plane and tried to cover the smell by lighting matches, causing an emergency landing and an FBI investigation.
If you fake a laugh long enough, you'll actually start to laugh really hard.
Gary Kremen, founder of match.com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.
The longest Monopoly game in a bathtub lasted 99 hours!
There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
So there you have it. Some facts for you all to share while drinking at your favorite watering hole. Or when you are sharing those sensual intimate inter-relations moments with that special someone. Either way, these facts are for you to place in your human filing cabinet. This ends part one of a 99 part series. Why 99? Because I got 99 facts series but a bitch ain't one! Until next time you sexy bungholes, the more you know the better.
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