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The More You Know The Better 2: Electric Boogaloo

4/9/2014

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       Hello my sexy friends.  I am here this week to give you more facts to put in your human databases. I loved educating you guys so much last week I decided to do it again. So now on to our feature presentation.

More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

Former US President Calvin Coolidge (1924-28) enjoyed “buzzing for his bodyguards and then hiding under his desk as they frantically searched for him”.


For Valentine's Day 2014, an unnamed man sabotaged a special screening of "Beijing Love Story" at a Shanghai cinema by booking every other seat, subsequently preventing couples from sitting together.

The Russian Army's favorite marching song is the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song.

The Procrastinators' Club of America newsletter is called Last Month's Newsletter.

One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.

Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!

40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Kim Jong Un was voted Most Sexiest Man Alive by The Onion and ended up as real news in China.

The University of Victoria offers a course in the science of Batman.


       Alright, I think you all have had your fill of facts for one day.  I hope you are able to use these facts in your everyday life.  Whether to start stimulating conversation or to get out of speeding tickets.  Either way these facts are for yours to keep.   So I bid you all adieu and look forward to seeing your sexy faces very soon.




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Once again thank you for coming for the sexy and staying for the funny.






2 Comments
Brenda Bond
4/9/2014 03:11:32 am

Loved it!

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Richard Gustason
6/7/2014 01:52:37 pm

Thank you Brenda. I appreciate that.

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